Wow. There’s just no telling how far brands will go in the race to release the most hideous sneaker. Just when we thought we’d reached peak ugly, Prada’s all ‘hold my negroni, darling.’
Made with ‘nylon tech fly’ and surely influenced by reef shoes, the sneaker boasts not one but two velcro straps for a strong 'toddler shoe' vibe replete with a building-block sole unit.
We’re conscious of being too all-out scathing, so let’s balance this hate-fest with a compliment or two. *Scratches head* *Bites lip.* Umm... they'll help you offload that pesky $695 USD that’s been weighing you down?
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