Mixing ball sports and alcohol can be a lotta fun, but you open yourself up to a big chance of injury with those liberated limbs flailing everywhere. This new Port Wine Nike Dunk Hi could be the vicarious release you've been looking for next time you shoot hoops. It's regal on top, with rich burgundy splashing the tongue and surrounds, but sink below and you'll find the murky bone-coloured swoosh, laces and midsole and a dirty blueish port wine upper. If the shoe doesn't get you shickered enough you can hook into real port wine afterwards – or not, that stuff tastes nasty. The Dunk Hi Port Wine is available now at selected retailers. Thanks to Nice Kicks for the pics.