I went out for some midweek debauchery this week and all I found was empty bars. I couldn’t work out what was up until I saw lines and chaos on the ‘Gram at all the ice cream stores. It was 5 degrees with 500 flavours scooped out to the latest house beats.
The youth have become irrevocably bougie. It’s only fitting that we’re now getting popsicle coloured kicks to align with our cold, frosted souls.
Nike’s dipped the VaporMax in a soft-serve like colourway with hits of pastel orange along the cushioning unit. The pale aesthetic is picked up by the Cushlon midsoles while definition is provided by the black VaporMax branding on the heel. The Vapormax Plus is launching in women's sizes sometime in the coming months for $190.
If you can’t beat them, join them.
I’ll take one scoop of the pistachio praline and a conservative estimate of my projected retirement finances — cheers.