INT. Suburban fast food burger joint. Young athletic sneakerhead with a gangster lean approaches counter.
"Hi, can I take your order?" "Yeah, I'd like a pair of Nike Air Pegasus 83/30 joints please". "OK sure. Small, medium or large?" "Double XL baby, all day long." "OK…" "Yeah yeah, can you make sure that it's real red? And make sure you come correct with the mustard accenting." "No problem sir. Have here or take away?" "I'll have them right here…. On my feet."
These edible McPegs are available now from select Nike retailers, including Titolo, additional pics via EUkicks. Tasty.