Nike Air Max 95 (Pure White/Black)

UPDATE: Word to the wise, they are even better on foot! Just landed at Foot Locker AU, grab a pair if you already haven't.

Akin to the concept popular in northern Asiatic countries that pale skin denotes upper class, by showing that you don't work all day in a field, white shoes are a way to stunt on all peasant-class humans too scared of puddles to flex in all-white. There's a reason why white is associated with this pimping, and as 95s are particular popular sneak with delinquents, real pimping is one of many careers you're instantly qualified for by wearing these joints. Grab these and over at Titolo and enjoy that thug life.

- Originally published February 7, 2015.