Fresh out the store, this Air Icarus is going to have people glaring at you. Focussing intently on your foot game trying to reason how they, a somewhat fashionable person, didn't have the sartorial acumen, or even common sense to cop a pair of 'Volt', white and black sneakers from Nike's retro Rolodex. That's the new wave, they'll think. I'm a swagless peon for not being on it sooner, they'll think. And they'll be right. Because you would have just stunted on them to such a degree that their newly copped peasant status will have to be passed down generations like it was the Middle Ages.