Relax and take notes — the answer to your most burning question is here. YouTube has come to the aid of hypebeasts who are too shy to burn literal money, but are looking for a way to blow through a stack. Presenting: the Balenciaga Triple S bong.
Coming to us via someone called the Dandy Diaries and a workman going by Uncle Werner, this instructional clip leads you through the process of what will now be called the ‘Bonglenciaga Trurple Cess’. The sneaker joins the fine tradition of pairing sneakers with smoke, following on from sneakers with stash pockets, sculptures like Gatorbeug’s TN bong, and, of course, our ‘Kushwhacker’ Saucony colab.