We all have that one person in our lives that quotes The Simpsons with metronomic rigour despite the show going off the rails 10 seasons ago.

Nevertheless, the machinations of merch continue to thrive, this time coming in the form of footwear by Japanese label, .The five silhouettes are produced in a range of high and low cuts, with printed graphics populating the canvas uppers. There are also quotes running along the sole to trigger all committed fans out in the wild.

Good luck out there.

The series is currently available at  atmos and additional shops overseas.