Nike x Comme des Garcons Machomai Is For the Well-Heeled Only

‘What the hell?’ is really the only possible response. We’d only just calmed our tits after the visual assault of Maison Margiela’s – then and come through with this heeled confusion.

We get that women who love sneakers tend to wear them all the time, and when an occasion calls for heels, well, there aren’t many comfortable options that appeal. But is this really the answer?!

Yes, Bella Hadid might be able to pull these off and look normal-ish, but we have a feeling they might look silly on anyone else. If you’d like to prove us wrong, pick up a pair of the CDG x Nike Machomai boots from Dover Street Market (take your titanium Amex; these puppies will set you back around $1300 USD), then give us a shoutout on the ‘Gram. If you look like a boss, we’ll backpedal on this bake.