If the ice caps continued to melt at the current rate and we realised marine mammals could only survive if they were converted into footwear than this Nike Air Max Thea would be a dolphin. You can see the resemblance, so no further explanation is necessary, but we'll gladly talk about this sleek sneak some more. The mineral teal upper shines ever so nicely, we can picture babin' cougars sitting under cabanas lounging with cocktails in coconuts, and look at those little licks of neon lime, ooh crispy. We're digging this Max to the max. You can grab it at select Nike retailers now, but grab Sneaker Freaker Issue 28 for more tastiness like this.