Nike Air Max 95 (Neon Premium)

Why Nike? Why have you gotta take a good thing and fsck with it? Throwing around terms like OG and what not, you already took the attitude out of the Air Max 95 by decreasing the size of the bubbles – and we were happy to settle with that fact just to have the 'Neon' back – but now you go and pull something like this, and chuck a 'Premium' banner on it? For real?! Keep your cheesy unnecessary faux croc/snake/safari fancy pants applications and just give us the AM95 in the original colourways that we grew up loving – please! Kaythanksbye!

For all the punters, these release August 6 at spots like Footpatrol.