Nike drops another Grade School rendition of the Air Huarache in bright colours – because kids love bright colours... because we've conditioned them to by dousing their rooms in primary paints and making them watch cartoons. Obviously these joints are just for the little ladies out there, though... because we've conditioned girls to perceive pink as feminine and value femininity as an essential attribute of being heterosexual and subservient in this patriarchal society. Goddamn, I've been talking to my girl-power empowered sister too much again. Ask your kids if they like these, and if they do and you have the requisite paper, buy 'em from JD Sports.
