New Balance 1400 (Bespoke Crooners)
These 'Bespoke Crooners' are reputedly, 'Inspired by dark corners in high-end jazz clubs and cocktail lounges.' Luckily, we're going to let that creepy description slide, because these 1400s look fantastic trimmed up in luxurious Horween leather. Too bad the price point is $329.99 USD! But heck, I guess that's the price you've gotta pay to look fancy in the dark corner of a high-end jazz club. REALLY! Someone fill me in, on what I am missing here? How many of you heads reading this are actually hanging out in dark corners of 'high-end' jazz clubs in three-hundred plus dollar Horween leather NB 1400s? I guess more people buy sneaks than us freakers, though. Feature LV has got the goods.