Big Rumour Alert! Nardwuar Has a Nike SB Dunk Low Coming

Yep, you read that title correctly: Nardwuar the Human Serviette is rumoured to be dropping a collaboration. Concrete details are hazy at this point, but according to reliable sources @sneakermarketro and @brandon1an, the legendary journalist will be dropping a pair during this year’s holiday season. This isn’t the news we were expecting to see, but we didn't know we needed it until this moment.

Nardwaur is a legend in the music industry, having interviewed massive names like , , Blur and even the newly elected Canadian Prime Minister. Based in British Columbia, he’s forged a reputation as one of the most eccentric interviewers of all time, uncovering niche details about his subjects through unconventional methods.

The colours of his Nike SB colab are rumoured to be University Red/Black/Yellow Strike/Deep Royal Blue, with early mockups hinting at a full-tartan build – his signature look. A SKU code (II1493-600) exists, which helps cement this news in proper credibility.

There’s no official word from Nike SB or Nardwuar, so take this news with a grain of salt for now, and… keep on rockin’ in the free world!