Who needs a boo when you’ve got fabulous ol’ you? Let the loved-up masses throw their money at florists; we’ll be practicing self-love – known colloquially as treat yo’self.

Designed for those nursing broken hearts (f**k that – let’s rebrand him ‘dodged bullet’), Nike’s  and come in all-white leather with black and red accents on the tongue and heart-kissed dubraes. The classic colour scheme and embroidered Swoosh on these for the single ladies sneakers screams style, sophistication and 'better off without that f-boi.'

No more wearing your heart on your sleeve; Nike offer a safe-keeping service: half your heart will live on one heel, half on the other until you're good and ready to give it away again.

Dropping February 10 at select Nike stores and stockists.