While copping the FTC-exclusive orange version will be pretty damn difficult, the green make-up drops at skate stores, while the yellow is set to hit select retailers as well as skate doors. You've still got an okay chance of getting cozy in these furry boarders. We're not saying it'll be easy, but it's not impossible.
In aid of your plight, we've laid out an extensive Where to Buy list for you, so have a peruse and do what you need to do ahead of the July 24 release. Good luck!