Watch Joe Rogan Roast Kanye's Yeezys BOOST 350 V2s

Joe Rogan is not a fan of sneaker culture. You can tell as much in this clip when he cocks his legs to showcase his Vibram hiking shoe. But that’s understandable; we’re the first to admit the oddities of a sneaker affliction, which is part of why hearing Joe Rogan bag on is such a joy.

The podfather's takes on the shoe come off sounding like a parent who doesn’t understand why he’s paying $350 for shoes when there are perfectly fine options at Walmart. ‘They’re f*cking preposterous,’ he states, going to say that the SPLY branding is ‘weird’ and looks like ‘some f*ucking Korean missile.’ He does seem happy to learn the sneakers are made by adidas, although, in Rogan’s eye’s, that’s their only redeeming quality.

Check out Rogan’s bemused unboxing here.