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SNEAKER DEFENCE Is the World's First VIP Perimeter Footwear Fencing Security System!

Are you sick and tired of having your super-cool-impossible-to-get-limited-edition kicks stomped, scuffed and scratched by fools? SNEAKER DEFENCE™ is the world's first – and ONLY! – military-spec VIP perimeter footwear fencing security system. Custom designed in Ginza by a crack team of ex-NASA scientists, SNEAKER DEFENCE™ utilises nano-technology to safeguard the feet of aficionados.

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply flip the box open and deploy SNEAKER DEFENCE™. Mud-footed intruders and wannabe stompers will be instantaneously repelled by the imposing sight of 24k faux-gold bollards linked with patented fwit-knit™ that fuses premium titanium gossamer thread with dry-roasted Tibetan yak fur. Ask yourself one question - isn't it time you gave your kicks the red carpet treatment?

This ain't no joke folks!

SNEAKER DEFENCE™ is available as a limited edition release ONLY from the Sneaker Freaker webshop.

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