$F Playlist #47: The Joe Hebert MegaMix is Pure Money!
Hold on to your fat stacks because the next Sneaker Freaker Playlist is pure money!
Today’s musical broadcast is essential ‘Westcoast Streetwear’ listening. DJ Woody’s cashola-enhanced playlist starts with C.R.E.A.M by the Wu Tang before ABBA bring it all home with their triple-threat ditty ‘Money, Money, Money’. Along the way we visit Dire Straits (‘Money for nothing’), Rihanna (‘Bitch better have my money’), Marky Mark (‘I need money’), Credit Cardi B (‘Money’), ODB (‘Got Your Money’), BIGGIE (‘Get Money’), 50 Cents (‘I get money’), Gucci Mane (‘Making money’) and the O’Jays (‘For the love of money’). Somebody call a forensic accountant and tell them to get their ass to HR pronto, this mixtape is on fire!
Young Joe (who isn’t all that popular at home right now) sends a plaintive shoutout to the family matriarch with Donna Summer’s ‘She works hard for the money’, adding pathos and a dark sense of family humour to this dirty rich platter that matters. As they say in Portland, ‘It’s all about the Benjamins’, but when you’ve got an employee card, unlimited credit and insider connections right at the top, the world is your oyster. Until you get caught and the whole world knows. As Aloe Blacc poetically signs off… ‘I need a dollar!’
What are you reading this for… time is money people. Hit that perfect beat Joe Hebert!
The Joe Hebert playlist is sponsored by MOM’S AMEX.