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Portland Pimp Sues Nike For $100 Million

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Portland-based pimp Sirgiorgiro Clardy is suing Nike for a cool $100 million USD after he brutally stomped the face of a customer while wearing a pair of Air Jordans. After being found guilty for second-degree assault for using his Jordans – a dangerous weapon – to carry out the beat down, Clardy decided that Nike were partially to blame, due to the fact that they neglected to put a warning on the shoes informing wearers that they are indeed deadly weapons. We can't wait to hear Nike's response to this whole fiasco! Read more about this crazy story here.

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