25.11.17News
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Now You Can Just Do It With Nike Condoms

No, we’re not screwing with you; you can now get your safe-sex fuccboi on with actual Nike condoms. A German company called Hypermarkt is behind the performance product – one of a number of household items made with sportswear branding. Love adidas so much you want to wipe your ass with Nike? Get the Swoosh-branded toilet paper. Are you Nike for life? Try the adult adidas diapers.

Products cover a range of domestic needs, including pregnancy tests, detergent, kitty litter and tampons. Whether Hypemarkt’s household items are legit, or whether a cease-and-desist is looming, is another matter. For the moment, we’re choosing to believe.

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