Killer Mike Dishes Out Life Advice

Modern day philosopher and rhymer Killer Mike was asked by Adult Swim to share some personal stories and he hasn't disappointed. The series of short clips has a few chapters but our favourite has to be these two. First up, we hear Mike give some important life advice he's learned from his time on Earth, including such gems as,' Say please and thank you', 'Buy a house early', 'Learn to fish', 'Learn to fight because muggings are gonna make a come back', 'Marry a turtle as long as you love them', 'Celebrate your averageness', and 'Don't sell your car to have kids cos they'll piss you off at some point'. A few hours ago another clip dropped where Mike shares a story of marital bliss and $3000 purses.

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