Kevin Durant Offered $285 Million To Join Under Armour
Yeah, you read right. Haters have up to 285 million more reasons to shout 'Fu$# Kevin Duraaaaant', as the reigning MVP has apparently been offered that many dollars for a signature shoe deal with Under Armour. Goddamn. The United Nations says that's more than the Gross Domestic Product of nine countries, which have, you know, many people working there and creating stuff. To learn about the specifics of the deal and Nike's right to match it, check in with ESPN.