Let the Kids Have Their Goddamn Childhood!

I really can’t help but put my own personal spin on the well-worn subject of old sneakerheads who-simply-won’t-shut-the-f$%k-up and realise it’s not 1993 anymore. I’m far from young. I don’t like naps, I need them. I’m in the age category where if I felt like taking a dump on the younger generation of sneakerheads, I could do it. On top of that, I’d get a pass from all my brothers and sisters in the game who are in the same age bracket as me – AKA all the old farts who need to hurry up and die. Hang on tight, because I’m gonna let loose this time!