12 Days of Sneakmas

We're in the thick of December and, as the big day looms, carols have become an inescapable part of going to the supermarket, working in an office, or waiting for a train. Love 'em or hate 'em, sorry, you don't have a choice but to hear them wherever you go.

We feel you, so we've whipped up a little carol of our own, about the things we like. So, if you're sick of 'Silent Night' or weary of 'Wenceslas', read on and enjoy the '12 Days of Sneakmas'.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A pair of OG .

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two NASA ,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three ,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five ,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six bulky eyesores,
Five Instapumps,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven ,
Six bulky eyesores,
Five Instapumps,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight steezy ,
Seven PUMA Thunders,
Six bulky eyesores,
Five Instapumps,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine ,
Eight steezy NBs,
Seven PUMA Thunders,
Six bulky eyesores,
Five Instapumps,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten GEL-filled ,
Nine adi Falcons,
Eight steezy NBs,
Seven PUMA Thunders,
Six bulky eyesores,
Five Instapumps,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven ,
Ten GEL-filled ASICS,
Nine adi Falcons,
Eight steezy NBs,
Seven PUMA Thunders,
Six bulky eyesores,
Five Instapumps,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve ballers,
Eleven Nike TNs,
Ten GEL-filled ASICS,
Nine adi Falcons,
Eight steezy NBs,
Seven PUMA Thunders,
Six bulky eyesores,
Five Instapumps,
Four Yeezy restocks,
Three 4Ds,
Two NASA Vans,
And a pair of OG Air Max 1s.