The latest seasonal fruit to drop from the Jeremy Scott x adidas Originals tree of freshness is a bit of a surprise – it's not a shoe or a tracksuit. It's a bottle of perfume. Shaped in the likeness of a pair of the JS Wings 2.0, our fear that the aroma would capture fermented foot funk was quickly assuaged on learning that perfumers Phillipe Roques and Maurice Roucel were responsible for the potion. While we have never heard of these people, they sound French, and the French definitely know perfume and powders, perhaps because it disguises their distaste for showering. We haven't caught a whiff of the actual fragrance yet, but your nostrils will get their chance on February 1, when 10,000 of these bottle bombs are dropped on the globe.