It seems like everything from Grandma’s false teeth to your bellybutton lint is made in China these days. Inevitably this has lead to the surging tide of designer knock-offs that have so stunk-up eBay that finding a legit bargain can be a painstaking salvage operation. We’ve seen our fair share of fugly Frankestein kicks over the years, but every now and then you come across something that so wrong it defies scientific reason! We're pretty sure MJ never went all Rodman and took to the court in these slammin' stilletos. Strictly speaking fakies aren’t our thing, but we have to admit these made us look more than twice. If you’re looking for a lawsuit you can import them now from MadeinChina.com.