So you copped the recent Gatorade Jays? Congratulations, you're one step closer to being like Mike. You may be yet to notice an improvement in your on-court performance, but that's because you're missing a key component in your MVP transformation*: Jordan's Secret Stuff, a genuine bottle of Michael Jordan-branded Gatorade!
Luckily, two bottles of this GOAT-ly elixir have appeared on eBay. Unopened 1 QT bottles of the uber-rare beverage are currently up for grabs in both Lemon-Lime and Tropical Fruit flavours. Dating all the way back to 1992, the bottles are in pristine condition.
So what'll it take to add these scarce items of Jordan history to your collection? A penny shy of $20,000! At least that's bundy1985's Buy It Now price, though they're open to offers. At least the seller has been gracious enough to include free shipping for American buyers.
If your inner completionist compels you to add these to your collection, then head on over to eBay and quench your thirst.
* Note: Results not guaranteed