MATCHING YOUR KICKS AND CLOTHES!
Coming up with a fresh/bizarre name for the style you’ve chosen can excuse you from any criticism if you’ve not really put any effort into your ensemble. For example, if you’ve accidentally left your Kangol on whilst at the skatepark, try something like, ‘It’s cool! I’m rockin’ the ‘Brohampton’ steez today!’ and wait for the understanding headnods of your buddies. Make up any old nonsense, speak with an air of authority and you can get away with wearing anything. Like those Reebok Ice Creams from a while back.
The wildcard is for those days when you’re feeling adventurous. You’ve been colour-matching all week and it’s become expected. Jane on reception turns away when you enter the building, Graham’s stopped leaving the strawberry cappuccino on your desk... hell, even Greg no longer takes the blame for your in-the-lift rectal gas. The way to spice things up is to throw a wildcard into the mix. Pick an accessory such as a cap or a belt and sling some unexpectedness into the proceedings with an opposing colour. Just the merest hint of something spicy will have Linda in accounts shaving your back again.
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